Shit

I´ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I´ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I´ve learned that it take years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.

I´ve learned that you can get by on charm for fifteen minutes. After that, you´d better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I´ve learned that you shouldn´t compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I´ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you´re finished.

I´ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrites.

I´ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I´ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn´t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I´ve learned that people you care most about in life are taken from you to soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

If not.... tough shit.